colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

The Turn On/Turn Off Game

askboxmemes:

Ask me anything and I’ll tell you if it’s a turn on or turn off

  • Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
  • After jerking off : men are gross
  • thickneyspears:

    September 30th

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    October 1st

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    legalwifi:

    when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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